Ila Ngok

Ila nak korek hidung!

First of all, I would like to wish you..
HAPPY 22nd BIRTHDAY SYAHIRAH AZHAR!!!!
Since this is your 22nd birthday, I'm going to make a 22 random list of you and us.

1. I still remember the day I practically ruined your new school bag with blue whiteboard marker pen. I think I was mad at you about something. HAHAHA. Sorry!
2. I don't remember this entirely, but I know I've once bitten you real hard on the back. Again sorry! ;P
3. Well, this Miss Goody-Two-Shoes ni, ada dendam jugak okay. I can still recall when I was small, and I was walking happily with the baby walker in the living room in Gombak, and you practically stopped me from walking. And I tried hard to push you, but I couldn't, then I started to cry. Mak dengar I nangis je, pergi jenguk, and you lari, nyorok belakang Atok so that Mak tak boleh marah you. Eeeeeeee, gedikkk nak mampos. 
4. Hahaa. This one is funny. Our swimming day was Friday night dulu. And normally, we would do homework together and after Maghrib we will all go all the way to Permas Jaya (time tu highway tak banyak, so nak sampai agak jauh) to swim. But there was this particular Friday, both of us tak buat homework. Then, when we were in the car, like lagi 5 minit nak sampai, suddenly Abah tanya, 'Dah buat homework tak??' and kita jawap 'Takkk' dengan cuaknya. Lepas tuh, he immediately buat U-Turn and balik rumah. Oh God, you cried like hell. Poor thing.
5. Tioman Trip!! Pergi sana banyak kali but once je pernah pergi snorkelling. And how we love to make fun of Mak because she was afraid of the depth of the sea. Hahaaa.
6. Time kecik-kecik, obviously la kan selalu gaduh. And I hate it when Abah made us say sorry to each other, shook hands, hugged and kissed each other. Embarrassing okay!!
7. Your first identity card! HAHAHAHA Rambutmu macam Bart Simpson dowhh.
8. Oh, ni pun nak cakap sorry in advance. I truly am. Well, both of us love to tickle each other. Main smack down laa konon. Then, that day it was Ila's idea nak main all those stuffs. So, as usual, Miss Penakut ni, will protect herself with all sorts of pillows. Bantal busuk, bantal wangi, bantal besar, bantal peluk, bantal kecik, janji bantal so that it will be harder for me to tickle her. Anyway, I tengah smack down dia ni, and she did say 'STOP!!' but I got carried away. Tiba-tiba she stopped fighting me back, and I was like, peliknya. So, finally I stopped. Rupa-rupanya, she got asthma attack. It was kind of serious because my parents had to take her to the clinic to use the whatever-the-name-is to help her breathe properly. And it was so nice of her tak kantoi kan what I did to Mak and Abah. Because if she did, mampuslaaaa.
9. You used to wear baggy clothes, baggy pants, big basketball shoes, a cap and thought that she's going to be the next bloody famous rapper!
10. We've been to a concert twice. Simple Plan and My Chemical Romance. Simple Plan, I totally ignored you when you had asthma attack. All I said to you was, 'Alaa, just drink water, I'm not going out from here, this is Simple Plan!'. Hahaa jahat dowh. MCR hmmm ohhhh the freaking stampede. I really thought I was going to die. Scary dowh if mati kat concert.
11. I miss going out with you. Just you. Like we used to do before, sisters outing. And the dressing up and all. Rambut cacak-cacak semua. RINDUUUUUUU semua tuh.
12. This was an emotional one. It was so awesome and cool that you threw me a farewell party and gave me the digital camera. It was superb and extremly flattered weyh.
13. Yeah, this one, one of the sweetest thing a person could ever done for me. Semester 2, oh, I had this terrible back pain. And you came to my hostel, lepak-ed a bit and did all of my laundry. :))))
14. Hmm, cooking was your thing. I kinda miss your cucur ape tah dip it with the green curry sauce. And those time bila kita buat open house semua. We enjoyed the cooking part really much.
15. Ni agak kelakar. I wished I had a camera with me time ni. The expression on your face when you first drive you very own car. Priceless. You were grinning from ear-to-ear kot. Now, I miss JLH weyhh.
16. We peculiarly have the similar taste for guys. Bald especially! ;) And the KLCC dude, ya ampun, kakak aku memang gatal. 
17. And talking about guys, gosh, as much as I hate to tell everybody this, I hate him even more. Screw him. I really despise with the fact that it took a toll on you. I ignored you a lot those time because I simple don't like looking at you being weak, vulnerable and all. Just hate it that time. Didn't mean to be insensitive and careless bout it.
18. The first car accident! Aduhaiii, it was scary and I think I got rather anxious and terrified for quite awhile whenever we pass through that area. But it was surreal that we went through all that at the police station and stuffs. I think at some point, we were not worried anymore, we were basically laughing all the time.
19. Going for facial and indulge ourselves with sushi right after. Yeah, hell yeah. I miss that those sessions.
20. What else? Hmm. We are different in a lot of ways but have some similarities in a different way as well. It doesn't make sense, I know. Like for example, since young, you have always been kind of a spendthrift and I'm always the thrifty one. But I don't think I'm like that anymore, not thrifty, but a bit calculative. Standard laa kan, kata budak accounting. Looking at the bright side of it, I got loads of stuffs from you! I remember, at some point, you would be bringing back stuffs for me every week. Thank you thank you..
21. Rindu nak gallivant with you kat Singapore. By gallivant I mean, more like shopping. 
22. Last but not least, I know I don't say this often, but I do miss you and love you. You do know that right??
    
    
    

Rambut dah nak start jadik ala-ala Bart Simpson 

p/s: I saved her name as Ila Ngok in my handphone.

Stretchy Squirrel

Hey you, crazy, stretchy, smoking hot, rebellious lady!!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!

I know you had fun last night.

Anyways.. Here are some random thoughts I have across my mind right now.

1. You will always be my one and only stretchy squirrel. ;))
2. I can never forget the day you bled yourself just to write me a note. Odd, but it was cool.
3. I don' t know why, but whenever I accidentally pronounce something wrongly, you'll be the first one to notice it and will surely make fun of me.
4. I hope you still have the autographed 'Good Morning Revival' CD.
5. I kinda miss playing pool with you even though I suck at it.
6. Can't forget and will never forget the drinking game we had in Coffee Bean, LCCT. Shhh, secretsss..
   

Abah Oh Abah

A conversation I had with my dad through text messages. I find it a bit awkward and bizzare and funny altogether. Anyway, I lost my handphone when I was in Nottingham last Saturday. On Sunday, I told my parents and some of my friends that I've lost it so that they won't try to contact me through that number. I told my dad that it is a bit weird that if let say the handphone was stolen, of course that person would have thrown away the simcard or whatever. But if I try to call my number, I could still hear the ringtone, meaning to say, the simcard is still intact in that phone! I had a hunch that I could have dropped it in the car when Ilmy sent us to the bus stop. So, that was exactly what I told my dad.

Then, today, Nadia called me using the internal phone saying that Ridhwan found it! It was in his bag all the time. He didn't even realise it until today. I guess, dia baru nak kemas that bag? HAHAHA

Then my dad sent me a text message.

Abah: Did you find your handphone?

Yana: My handphone is found! Haha. It's in my friend's bag. Anyway, they probably be coming up to Manchester this week or next, so, I might go there on Saturday to get it from him. Thank God.

Abah: Yes, Alhamdulillah. Are you putting up in Manchester? Try to avoid travelling by train on EPL match day because rival fanatic fans fight at railway stations and other areas.

Yana: Oh no! Is there going to be a match this Saturday? I'm not putting up there, gonna stay at Kak Uda's and Kak Andy's.

Abah: You should know better if there are. By the way, is that guy your boyfriend?

Yana: What! No way! Ridhwan is not my boyfriend. He's one of the dudes I went to Perhentian with. Father, fyi, I don't have a boyfriend. Never did. Don't worry.

Abah: Okay, so much for your confession. But please explain why is your handphone found in his bag.

Yana: Because, we were at the field that time, and I got excited to take photos and all and we decided to shift to the other field. And before that, I put my jacket on top of my bag together with my camera's cover and the handphone. I guess before we went to the other field, someone must have stuffed everything in his bag. Then, before balik, I couldn't find the camera's cover but forgot to check whether my handphone was with me or not. And we found my camera's cover in Ridhwan's bag.

Abah: Ye ke??

Yana: Ye!! In the first place, kenapa you ni ber yeye sangat nak tau pasal boyfriend ni? Tak percaya, tanya Ila. I don't have a boyfriend laaa.

Abah: Abah tanye saje, salah ke? Takkan tu pon sensitive..

Yana: Tak laa, macam interogating semacam je. Oh, protective father you are. I find this funny and I can't believe I'm having this conversation with you. Hahaa. Kelakar.

Abah: Yes it is kelakar, hahahaha. But joke aside, I don't need to remind you of your responsibilities and priorities. blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla and he goes on and on and on

Agaknya if my dad tengok this picture lagi laaaaa